Wreath of Khan

Brace yourself for some terrible puns: 

Take a “Holly”-Day after winning €50 million EuroMillions jackpot!! Tuesday night’s EuroMillions jackpot is an estimated €XX million and stunning model Holly Keating will be hoping that one lucky player in Ireland will win big and have the perfect “Holly”-day as Ireland’s newest EuroMillions millionaire. Holly is hoping that one lucky player in Ireland will “leaf” all their troubles behind after scooping the jackpot and enjoy a lifestyle filled with the “berry” best!

I have XX million in my bank account. 

*Where  X = 0. 

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