So it turns out Parcel Motel isn’t a euphemism

Roz Purcell with Nadia Forde and Tiffany Stanley with Dublin footballer, Michael Darragh Macauley as they get
dressed up to launch Parcel Motel’s send and return service, a convenient, secure and round-the-clock service for online shoppers. Nightline invests €1 million in new Parcel Motel Send and Return Service- a convenient, secure and round-the-clock service for online shoppers. A new Parcel Motel service launched today will help to make the returns process even cheaper and easier for consumers. 

Yes, but can I sleep there while I plan my elaborate revenge on the postal service for delivering my fully-functioning latex vibrating ‘parcel motel’ to my wife instead of me? 

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