In space no-one can hear you mouthbreathe

Poor Rachel. Still no cure for her terminal case of lockjaw. 

You could be over the moon by winning Tuesday’s EuroMillions jackpot, which is hurtling towards €110 million! Our gorgeous EuroMillions space cadet Rachel Wallace will be hoping that a
lucky player in Ireland will have the lucky ticket! Heading to the
shop to get your ticket could be one small step for you and one giant leap for your bank balance! 

Trufax: You didn’t win shit. Maybe if they had spent more than a tenner on that spaceman costume, we’d have had better luck. I guess now we’ll never know. 

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