Local man pulls cracker by re-using stupid cracker pun for millionth time in one week

Wow what a cracker of a post title, amplified by the two crackers cracking a giant cracker in this cracker of a photoshoot!

*Not cracker in a racist way. 

**Nutcracker. 

***What? 

Pull a Cracker with €100 million this Christmas! Friday’s EuroMillions jackpot is heading towards a cracking €100 million. To celebrate, beautiful models Hazel O’ Sullivan and Layla Flaherty (left) are battling each other to get the big end of the cracker and win the estimated EuroMillions jackpot of €100 million!

If I win, I’m going to take up polo. Y’know, classy-like. 

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