Larry Watch: Day Two – it’s on the Wikipedia, so it is 100% true

Murphy has been confirmed by locals in the town of Mallow, Co. Cork, as having moved to Fair St. in the town centre.

Hands off Mallow! This exciting and utterly fictional story belongs to Midleton! Like it says on Wikipedia:

The “sightings” alleged often occur in rural villages and towns and have sometimes resulted in mild panic, in one case resulting in an arson attack on the premises where Murphy was alleged to have been staying

It does not say the “sightings” alleged often occur in  fucking shitholes that flood when more than two drops  of rain fall.

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