Stock the halls with stocks of stock photos, tralalallallalalalaaaaaa

Kiss me you lanky bastard!

And thanks also to Vincent Price for the candlesticks.

I’m visualising Santa taking a shit on a glass-topped table, as seen from below.

Hahaha, all this air should clear up my yeast infection in time for Xmas.

Those Marks and Spencer ads fucking lied. 

This hat sits on a throne of lies. And on my melon head. 

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